Flossing on some hoes!

Dancer.
Performer.

A dude that sometimes dances for money, in less clothes than normal.

Anyways.

I really had always heard the phrase “Flossing on some hoes”. So I’m all like hey Ja Rule, Puffy (or piddy, p diddy, puff daddy, sean puffy p dids combs, why the hell has he changed his name so much)…and other rapper folks/community….Hey what the hell does this mean?

I’ve always been naive about rapping terms, always messing up lyrics. Sometimes I don’t hear very well. Or understand maybe. Lots of times. Constantly confusing 50. I guess. I know there’s a glossary out there for this stuff, but I’m not in to it.

I’m so damn real about this that I learn this shit on the street. At 7 AM, from male strippers. Glossaries for rap tunes need to be life lessons, told by youngsters.

(Side thought, Xavier’s school for gifted young hipsters who know about rap tune terminology. Why do hipsters know about rap?)

Anyways.

When I asked that question. Literally no rappers answered. But this guy, this dude, and he was a dude, answered…
So flossing on some hoes is when you rub your penis in-between, around and on a butt. Up to and including a butthole. Not limited to females or males, or none hoes.
Can a female floss on some hoe without a penis? I really just don’t know. I think there’s a lot to learn here…
This explanation could be wrong. But source seems reputable.

Anyways.
I’m not in to this. Flossing on some hoes. Not my thing. So I left and went to work and apparently drove down a one way street the wrong way for 3 blocks. Apparently when you’re downtown and a ton of streets are one way and you’re only seeing the back of the traffic lights, you’ve made a poor decision.

Poor? Or more convenient?

I was getting a coffee and left in a hurry.

Anyway.

Narnia.